
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
And two lawyers is a courtship.
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life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
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#Goodnight chocolate #where’s chocolate? #chocolate got under my skin
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I’m like:
One does not simply walk out of class…
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I feel like if I ever got a boyfriend I’d have no idea what to do with it and leave it outside.
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Megan, if you could eat as many mozzerella sticks as you want and not gain a pound and all it would mean is Adam losing a hand, would you make that bargain?
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