if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
And two lawyers is a courtship.
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
that last one cries and falls off chair
One does not simply walk out of class…
Jimmy Kimel show 2010
I feel like if I ever got a boyfriend I’d have no idea what to do with it and leave it outside.
Megan, if you could eat as many mozzerella sticks as you want and not gain a pound and all it would mean is Adam losing a hand, would you make that bargain?